M.O.P.B.S

More commonly known as “Minding Other People’s Business Syndrome“.

Almost nothing pisses me off more than idiots sticking their noses into other peoples business. Personal case in point:

Back when my son was little, the then wife and I went out to a restaurant for supper. At some point, just after we’d sat down, my son started throwing a temper tantrum to beat all tantrums. No amount of sweet talking, consoling or cajoling would get him to calm down. At that point we decided to leave and go home. At this point I discovered my son wouldn’t walk. He had gone completely limp. I picked him up and tucked him under my right arm and we left, him screaming the whole way. We were followed by no less than three diners and two employees. One helpful individual wrote down our license plate number and called the cops on his cell phone while I was strapping my son into his car seat. I have to admit, my wife and I were pretty upset at this point and let the assembled herd know what we thought of them. We then got in the car and left. I never did hear from the cops about this, perhaps because there was NO crime committed. It still irks me to this day however.

This is just one instance of the herd animals, commonly known as sheeple, over reacting and sticking their long snouts into something they don’t understand, and have no business doing so. I imagine it must be pretty jarring to walk around your whole life in condition white and suddenly see something unexpected.

I suspect that’s where a lot of these “Man with a Gun” calls come from. Some sheeple seeing something they don’t understand and misinterpreting it and calling for someone to come save them. I almost have pity on them. I would except for the pain and misery they cause by their startled bleating.

How many lives and rights have these herd animals destroyed through the ages? Perhaps we’ll never know, but, and I’ll say this plainly.

We’d be a lot better off if these morons would mind their own FUCKING business and leave the rest of us alone.

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Alternate Slogans

I was talking to two fellow gunnies last night and a comment was made about the ubiquitous slogan found on many police cars “To Protect and Serve”. One of my friends has been on the receiving end of police harassment and suggested a replacement slogan. Someone else came up with “To Humiliate and Harass.” In the transformers movie, the Decepticon Barricade’s rear quarter has the slogan “To punish and enslave…” emblazoned on it.

I wish LEO harassment wasn’t common, but a quick look at this disproves that idea. Keep in mind that these are the only ones he’s posted. Many more come in everyday than he could post about. Besides, David doesn’t want police corruption to become the sole focus of his blog, and I can’t blame him. How depressing that would be!

This got me thinking, what alternate slogans can my readers come up with?

Let me know in comments.

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